Beautiful little Evie

Found in Newcastle, across the road from Howzat Gym (which recently had the brilliant grafitti "How's what?" painted on the side). The note's written on the reverse of a partially ripped resume page....

Dear Leah & Shane
Congratulations on having (scribbled out Evie) Beautiful little Evie.
I know you will both be excellent parents & I'll make sure I am an excellent auntie.
Good luck.